here was one of my favorites
I am parked in a 15 minute zone legally with my blinkers on. I come out to see a cop walking around my car. She is like I am going to write you a ticket. I was like why I am legally parked. She is like "you don't have a front plate and that illegal here, I am trying to write you a ticket, but can't find what kind of car this is, what kind of car is it. I looked at her shrugged my shoulders and said I have no idea, good luck with that. She got pissed and walked away because she couldn't fill out the ticket and knew it would be tossed. I was laughing the entire way home. 1 for the little guy!