1) Have the reefer be in downtown Chicago, 1 hour from his 7th floor apartment.
2) Have the reefer own a 150g aquarium in said apartment.
3) Leave a fast speaking voicemail saying that smoke detectors in his apartment are all going off and they need to enter the apartment immediately to make sure everything is ok.
4) After he misses your first call, be away from the office phone and miss the returning call.
5) Have him check his apex controller online status on his phone only to find out that it is unreachable, which rarely if ever happens.
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Only to have him call back a second time a minute later and find out that one of the smoke detectors was out of battery and you replaced the battery for him and everything's fine....
Sigh.
2) Have the reefer own a 150g aquarium in said apartment.
3) Leave a fast speaking voicemail saying that smoke detectors in his apartment are all going off and they need to enter the apartment immediately to make sure everything is ok.
4) After he misses your first call, be away from the office phone and miss the returning call.
5) Have him check his apex controller online status on his phone only to find out that it is unreachable, which rarely if ever happens.
.....
...
Only to have him call back a second time a minute later and find out that one of the smoke detectors was out of battery and you replaced the battery for him and everything's fine....
Sigh.